The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseCertain women because of their female power and seductiveness could bring destruction to a family.
Her Outback ManMoney Can’t Buy Happiness but It Beats the Hell out of Poverty.
How to Be a BadAss - A Survival Guide for WomenMen, and pigs, are hard on women who sacrifice their virtue, especially for love." Mattis Tannhouser
The ReligionThe fundamental difference between the sexes is this: men make assumptions, but women rarely do.
RevivalBreasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
Strange BedpersonsMen who do not forgive women their little faults will never enjoy their great virtues.
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