To me, it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from - if you're a good person and you got my back, I got yours.
Our greatest lack is not money for any undertaking, but rather ideas, If the ideas are good, cash will somehow flow to where it is needed.
Our government works should be treated fairly and appropriately; they should have a decent retirement, but not a gold-plated system where they can retire multimillionaires in their 50s.
I've always supported myself. I like the sense of knowing exactly where I stand financially, but there is a side of me that longs for a knight in shining armor.
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.
Our fear of hypocrisy is forcing us to live in a world where gluttons are fine, so long as they champion gluttony.
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.
The public is not to see where power lies, how it shapes policy, and for what ends. Rather, people are to hate and fear one another.
I don't want to be more famous than what I have right now. At least in that sense where people come up to me in the grocery store.
Evolution and creationism both require faith. It's just a matter of where you choose to place that faith.
A political convention is not a place where you can come away with any trace of faith in human nature.
I walked along that slippery slope where if you fail through lack of faith, you sell your soul to the devil.
I think of the past and the future as well as the present to determine where I am, and I move on while thinking of these things.
When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it.
If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.
The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.
It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.
