Everyone should drink of me, but I shouldn’t be drunk by everyone. I should be drunk all by myself.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouInstant gratification is like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouOrafoura said to give love to the dragonflies. But only after you kill the dragons. And the flies.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouA job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouTo the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouIf you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouYou can’t argue with a stupid, ignorant person, no matter how long you stand in the mirror.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouTo be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouI shot a cactus like a politician. But I didn’t care, because I didn’t vote for it.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouIf two heads are better than one, then think how brilliant committees must be.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouI’m like Waldo, in that I’m trying to find myself. And I’m wearing a red and white striped sweater.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouI wasn’t fast asleep. But only because I was sleep walking, and I’m not a speed walker.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouI put the anal in analysis. Now don’t you go putting your dick in my work.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You