The first gift is Strength. May you remember to call upon it whenever you need it.
The Twelve Gifts of BirthWhenever a time arises where clarity is desired, it is always wise to reflect on the sage within.
The Oracle of Poetic WisdomI don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is better than yesterday.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI want to open a 24-hour store called Closed. It’s open, and it’s Closed.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouYesterday I inhaled a cloud, and immediately my eyes started raining.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouTo me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouTo understand involves the intellect, but to be understanding involves the heart.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouFlies travel like they’re named. Humans should be called Walks.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouEleven out of ten people surveyed said they appreciate nonsense.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouMy erection is made of iron, and metal detectors make me horny.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You