Quotes of: West Keyword

It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.

Julian Casablancas

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Jane Wagner

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Megan Fox

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.

Pete Wentz

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

Tim Heidecker

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

Tim Heidecker

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell - I'll never know why!

Adam Ferrara

Oh, my God! My wife and I, boy, we got down that night. On a personal note!

Derek Luke

Because God only knows why people like what they like and don't like something else.

Elliott Smith

As far as big egos, there are definitely guys out there that just think God only knows what about themselves.

Ethan Suplee

I just knew that God wasn't there. He was a man on a throne in Heaven, so he was easy to forget.

Frances Farmer

I think I've always been good so God wouldn't strike me dead.

Heather Locklear

I have always respected everyone's religion. As I say, there is only one God and a lot of confused people.

Hazel Scott

My acting technique is to look up at God just before the camera rolls and say, 'Give me a break.'

James Caan

I have my own religious bond with the God in my own head.

Joe Eszterhas

Intellectually, now, I believe that it is a complete vanity to say positively there is no God.

John Rhys-Davies

Be true to yourself, know that your are more than your face and body, and keep God first.

Jessica White

Listen - pacemaker, crash, stroke. What does it mean? God doesn't want me now. That's all.

Kirk Douglas

To make the people happy, to forget their problems. Then, to me, I'm doing my job. But to act is a God gift.

Kumar Pallana

Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the raising sun.

Kanye West

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin