Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.
Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?
I don't understand why God took him and didn't take me.
God knows the times I have found myself in absurd situations.
I don't believe in God in the way I often see described by religion.
When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.
God gives you the gift of melody or He doesn't - it's as simple as that.
I don't believe in God, but the thing I do believe in is that we're all connected.
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
My God, must I always wear a low-cut dress to be important?
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
My God, there are so many mediocre screenplays out there.
Through prayer, fasting, and studying, God will answer.
Make God first priority. He's worth it!
Women's issues have always been a part of my life.
You're definitely a different person at different stages in your life.
I want to write something that celebrates life, that's fun to listen to.
I always want more, and that's just my life.
In the West, people tend to look at life as spectators, but in the East, people are the thing.
It's not complicated to embrace life. You just have to make the choice.
