I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.
Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
I do not think anyone can ever do anything without the help and will of God.
Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative.
What is it about actors? God knows I get bored with actors talking about themselves.
You get older and you see yourself and say, 'God, he's old, who's that?'
Even if there isn't a God, I believe in the one we've created.
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
I do know that God created us equal and we're not living up to it.
I was in 'Rent,' for God's sake. The closest we came to stunts was dancing on a table.
I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.
I have me. I have God. I have my son. Everything else is extra.
I'm unable to ignore the gift that God gave me, so I'm going to sing.
I went to an all boys' school in South London and the only god was sport.
God blesses us all with different views and perspectives and levels of influence and power.
God is playing my guitar, I am with God when I play.
I'm one of the few people I know who believes in God.
If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.