When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?" "We like it here," Jason said. "It reminds us of home." "Plus, no women around." Leandro Collins, the Bears' fir...
I hold the biscuits in front of his face and he stands up. "What do I have to do?" he says. "Nothing," I say. "They're for you." "Are they poisoned?" he says. "No," I say. "Eat one," he says. So I do. "Probably the others are poisoned," he says. "Eat...
Big Brown Moose I'm a big brown moose, I'm a rascally moose, I'm a moose with a tough, shaggy hide; and I kick and I prance in a long-legged dance with my moose-mama close by my side. I shrug off the cold and I sneeze at the wind and I swivel my ears...
The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "accordi...
[Dinner in the officers' mess. The captain is inebriated, but asks apparently seriously] Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils doctor? Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do. Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose? Dr. Stephen Maturin: [sighs annoyed...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy. Anakin Skywalker: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side a...
Logan: So I wake up in my younger body, God knows where, and then what? Professor X: You'll need to go to my house and find me. Convince me of all this. Logan: Won't you be able to read my mind? Professor X: I didn't have my powers in 1973. Logan, yo...
Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.
No woman has to be a victim of physical abuse. Women have to feel like they are not alone.
I have an amazing family. I was raised in a wonderful mid-west family.
I have a great family, I live an amazing life.
In architecture the idea degenerated. Design allows a more direct and pleasurable route.
Rock isn't art, it's the way ordinary people talk.
I'd like to work on putting art programs back in schools.
Zen, per se, is not just an art, it's not just a religion, it's a realisation.
We still have pretty good sales, especially for the art books.
Movies aren't just supposed to be a representation of reality. They're supposed to be an art.
I wanted to say to myself as much as anyone else that we made art.
The great thing about this thing we call art is that it has no rules.
I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.
The idea is, if I can't heal from my art, then how can you heal?