I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
Greg BehrendtDating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be.
Jennifer Love HewittYeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney DangerfieldI've learned one important thing about God's gifts - what we do with them is our gift to Him.
Robert Wagner