If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even...
Lt. Steiger: [Serpico and another cop have just been watching a naked girl out the bathroom window] Hold it, Serpico. What were you two doing? Frank Serpico: What? Lt. Steiger: In the shithouse, in the dark! Were you going down on him? Frank Serpico:...
If it were ever to rain soup, the poor would only have forks.
If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the skies.
How great man would be were he not so arrogant.
Not all the words that were ever uttered are worth weighing on golden scales.
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
If the Devil were dead, folk would do little for God's sake.
Confess you were wrong yesterday; it will show you are wise today.
If God were living on earth, people would break His windows.
If your mouth were a knife, it would cut off your lips.
She was tipping her head back to inquire, when two men entered the great hall and the question flew right out of her head. They were simply two of the most gorgeous men she'd ever seen. Twins, though different. They were both tall and powerfully buil...
I shook my head, smiling in spite of myself, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Adrian. My husband. If anyone had told me a year ago that I'd be married, I would've said they were joking. If they'd told me I'd be married to a vampire, I would've said ...
Sometimes work was just what you clocked into while you were falling in love. Sometimes sex was just something you did while you weren't at work. Drugs were something you did sometimes when you couldn't deal with one of those things, or with yourself...
But they were not friends. They were here to keep each other from spinning off alone into the dark matter of the universe.
So many people came into your life, and they were such a part of the everyday that it was impossible to imagine them gone until, one day, they were.
Surplus meant unnecessary. Not required. You couldn’t be a Surplus if you were needed by someone else. You couldn’t be a Surplus if you were loved.
We were young and thought we were invincible and we threw ourselves into the gears of history and it ground us up.
If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
They were almost never alone, and now that they almost-practically were, he felt kind of frantic for her attention.
If pimps and thieves were invariably sentenced, all decent people would get to thinking they themselves were constantly innocent.
