If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
The world moves, and ideas that were once good are not always good.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
There were no rules, other than that the song should sound good and be fun to play.
For a Canadian, natural resources were a good fit.
My father always had people around the house who were famous psychics.
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
I began to live as if there were no one save God and me in the world.
There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
My tastes and inspirational artists were always rather eclectic and diverse.
Those seven years in the cloister were the key to my life.
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
If I were gay, life would be a lot simpler. I'm kind of annoyed that I'm not.
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
All my life, I've had restaurants that were affordable.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
The first years of my life in the U.S. were very difficult.
The influences in my life were all kind of politically, socially implanted. And then there was Watergate.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
