[Shaun nervously addresses the rest of the electronics store staff] Shaun: Now, as well as, er, Mr. Sloane being off today, I'm afraid Ash is, er, feeling a little bit, erm, under the weather. So I will be taking charge as the, erm... Noel: ...oldest...
Princess Fiona: Shrek? I'm... I'm worried about Donkey, he doesn't look so good... Donkey: What you talking about? I feel fine! Princess Fiona: Well, that's what they always say, and then, and then, and then next thing you know you're on your back! [...
[Shrek discovers the seven dwarves have placed Snow White on his kitchen table] Shrek: Oh, no no no no! Dead broad OFF the table! Dwarf: Well, where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken! Shrek: Huh? [rushes over to his bed to find... ] Big Bad...
Shrek: [to Donkey] I already told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me! I live alone! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else, understand? NOBODY! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, TALKING *DONKEYS*! Donkey: But... I thought... Shrek: Yeah, well, yo...
[about Blackwood coming back from the grave] Sherlock Holmes: Have the newspapers got wind of it yet? Constable Clark: Well, that's what we're trying to avoid, sir. Sherlock Holmes: Certainly. What's the major concern? Constable Clark: Panic. Sheer b...
Julia: Too bad there's no view of the sea. Ramón Sampedro: Just as well. This way I see it when I choose. Julia: What do you mean? Ramón Sampedro: When I'm in the mood, I concentrate and walk I out to the sea. I fly there.
EV-9D9: Ah, good! New acquisitions. You are a protocol droid, are you not? C-3PO: I am C-3PO, Human... EV-9D9: Yes or no will do. C-3PO: Oh. Well, yes.
Avi: Tony, there is a man I'd like you to find. Bullet Tooth Tony: Well, that depends on all the elements in the equation. How many are there? Avi: Forty thousand. Bullet Tooth Tony: Where was he last seen? Doug the Head: At a bookie's. Bullet Tooth ...
[standing over Franky's body] Bad Boy Lincoln: What has he got a tea cozy on his head for? Sol: [sarcastic] To keep his head warm. Bad Boy Lincoln: Well, what's the matter with him? Vinny: He's been shot in the face, Lincoln. I would've thought that ...
Reverend Clayton: Well, the prodigal brother. When did you get back? Ain't seen you since the surrender. Come to think of it, I didn't see you at the surrender. Ethan: I don't believe in surrenders. Nope, I've still got my saber, Reverend. Didn't bea...
Marshal Curly Wilcox: Now folks, if we push on we can be in Apache Wells by sundown. Soldiers there will give us an escort as far as the ferry. Then it's only a hoot and a holler into Lordsburg. We got four men who can handle firearms - five with you...
Scott Pilgrim: Wait! We're fighting over Ramona? Matthew Patel: Didn't you get my email explaining the situation? Scott Pilgrim: I skimmed it. Wallace Wells: [shaking head] Mm-mm. Matthew Patel: You will pay for your insolence!
Lucas Lee: [before doing a grind on his skateboard] Somebody bring me my board! [Wallace taps Lucas on his shoulder holding his skateboard] Wallace Wells: Hi, big fan. Lucas Lee: [cracking his neck] Why wouldn't you be?
Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane! Jessie: What? Are you crazy? Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup". Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it! Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!
Concession Girl: Can I help you? Travis Bickle: Hi, what's your name. My name's Travis. Concession Girl: That's nice. What can I do for you? Travis Bickle: Well, I'd like to know your name. Concession Girl: [sighs] Give me a break.
LaBoeuf: A little earlier I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss from you, although you are very young... and you're unattractive to boot. But now I'm of a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt. Mattie Ross: Well, one would be as unple...
Goudy: Now is it not true that you sprang up on old man Wharton and his two sons with a deadly, six shot revolver in your hand? Rooster Cogburn: I always try to be ready. Goudy: Was this revolver loaded and cocked? Rooster Cogburn: Well, a gun that's...
Molly Brown: Do you have the slightest comprehension of what you're getting into? Jack: Not really. Molly Brown: Well, you're about to fall into the snake pit... what are you planning to wear? [nods at the clothes Jack has on. He looks down and shrug...
Malone: [stopping at a post office] Well, here we are. Ness: What are we doing here? Malone: Liquor raid. Ness: [looking at the police station across the street] Here? Malone: Mr. Ness, everybody knows where the booze is. The problem isn't finding it...
Gordon Deitrich: I am V. At last you know the truth. You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe, isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks. ¡Viva la revolución...
[Burt starts to mount his bike, but stops] Burt Munro: I can't get my leg in because of the asbestos cloth on it. [gets off] Burt Munro: Let me take it off. Rolly: Well, what about your leg and the heat? Burt Munro: Screw it. I've got a spare one.
