Quotes of: Weird-things Keyword

I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.

Adam DeVine

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to...

Alanis Morissette

Experiencing those moments of being alone... is a very, very weird flooring and exposing position to be in when you're just not used to it... But I've never been lonely. And with my kids Mia and Joe that remains the case.

Kate Winslet

All that sweetness makes me feel weird. My sister was never the loving type.

14 Twisted Tales To Enthrall

Made weird children--will die proud. -Rachel Pealer

It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

Just Plain Weird

"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

Just Plain Weird

I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.

Just Plain Weird

I just want you to know , I love serenity, and peace; no craziness, no weird people turning up in the middle of the night.

Relentless: The Memoir

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?

Saving June

You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.

Moonlight Falls: Dick Moonlight

If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.

A moment with God ; Poetry

But you're like me,” he says. “An outsider. Different. A freak. We're both weird, which is why we get along.

Lord Loss

This one is for our crew, but it’s also for all the weird girls and word nerds, for all the in-the-middle wickeds and queers and misfits and hell-raisers.

Sister Mischief

That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.

Suicide Notes

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident.

Storm Prey

I gave her a sideways bitter beer smirk, and then I ripped a whole chicken apart and threw it at the waiter and said, This place is too weird for me.


Sleepwalking is restercise

I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac

And That’s Why I’m Single

Press button woman was there for him For whatever he was wanting. No demand was too big Press button woman knew her gig.

Weird Stuff Happening

I have to go. Boss has this weird idea that I should actually work while he’s paying me.

Wintergirls

It's so weird how that can be, how you could have a night that's the worst in your life, but to everybody else it's just an ordinary night.

Wonder