The evil weed produces the largest number of weeds.
To an optimist every weed is a flower; to a pessimist every flower is a weed.
When I weed, I like to get off into my own head. For one thing, my wife plants and I have trouble telling which plants are weeds and which are my favorite plants. So I tend to hop around and grab the weeds that I know are weeds. So I don't weed all t...
I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people...
Weeds never perish.
Weeds never die.
Weeds last the season.
The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyeballs on beer, and the kid was waving the weed whacker around like he was Luke Skywalker. It wasn’t going to end well.
The corn is not choked by the weeds but by the negligence of the farmer.
[Hoyt just smoked some weed] Alonzo Harris: When was the last time you smoked weed? Jake Hoyt: High school... We were... Alonzo Harris: Smoking weed. Jake Hoyt: Right. Alonzo Harris: Right.
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
The evil weed produces the largest number ofweeds.
A lot of weeds will grow in a stagnant pond.
We have quite enough to do weeding our own garden.
Jay: [singing] Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers...
Your own wealth is flowers and wine; the other man's is but weeds.
Cheese!" I exclaimed. It was a secret prayer, whose meaning was known only to God and to me.
I've never really had any trouble coming up with ideas; they just grow, like weeds. The weeding is the hard part.
A mans greatest shortcoming is that he neglects his own field and weeds that of others.
Go often to the house of a friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
If you let the weeds grow for a year you will need seven to clear them.
