A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
I wanted to define the vocabulary of a wedding both visually and intellectually. The book is about more than weddings or wedding dresses. It's a metaphor for women's lives, their creativity.
At a wedding a bride eats the least.
Whenever I get married, it will be a Bengali wedding. If I won't have a Bengali wedding, my mother won't come. She has warned me. So, I am going to have a Bengali wedding for sure.
A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
The most dangerous food is a wedding cake.
Attend funerals avoid weddings.
Who dances at the wedding, weeps at the funeral.
I hate parties. And a wedding is the biggest party of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them. Then I have to greet them. A wedding is for daughte...
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.
The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake.
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The wife cries before the wedding, the husband after.
Everyone lies. Or they have amnesia.
Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.
It's very nice to be asked to anybody's wedding. Particularly if it's the Prince of Wales. I learned a lot from it, which was to end early and get away. I suppose one would have to look back historically and see who other royals had at their weddings...
I wanted to hate you, but I just couldn't.
I mean, I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.