He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.
Notorious NineteenHe's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!
Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than BellsI eat footballs, and I shit touchdowns. And I always wear a helmet when I make love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is like meatloaf—don’t make it after midnight, unless you’re wearing a condom.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.She said if you don’t dance and you wear no pants I will marry you. I said, I do.
Sleepwalking is resterciseWhy do firemen wear jackets? I wouldn’t think they’d get cold running around in burning buildings.
Sleepwalking is resterciseYou wear your heart on your sleeve. Guard it more carefully, lest others see it and pluck it out.
StormdancerI don't believe in wearing track pants unless you are in an actual athletic situation.
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