My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.
Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do.
I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.
My life is proof that I don't need you to do what I do. If there's no one to see it, I'll watch it.
The worst thing that can happen to a comedian is to do a documentary on your life and you're watching it with an audience and there's not a laugh.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.
I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.
You know all those young people watching Comedy Central love 'Frasier.'
I love to just go to the movies, watch movies, listen to the scores and all that 'cause that's, like, the next step for me.
The practice mirror is to be used for the correction of faults, not for a love affair, and the figure you watch should not become your dearest friend.
I love the flow of the game. There's a certain fluidity to basketball. I don't enjoy watching baseball or football in the same way.
I love TV. I watch more TV than most people you know.
I learned everything about love, watching 'Splash.' That's why I'm still single, so thanks Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah for that.
I love watching the Bond movies obviously and I grew up reading the books as a kid. I've always loved them because of that.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.
'The Wire' fans are very specific and hard core. Nobody is neutral about 'The Wire.' You either love it, or you couldn't watch it, and there is no in-between.
I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
I love watching Hollywood movies - I just don't know if I'd be happy doing a 'Jurassic Park.'
Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.
