You know that you're a true friend when somebody says "But what about that wart on the end of his nose?" and your honest response is "What wart?". You see true friends accept you for what you are, wart and all.
I didn’t buy the wart remover, because I didn’t want my wart removed—just relocated, to Washington DC, with the rest of the warts in this country.
A blanket could be used to ward off warts. I tested it out last Tuesday on my Aunt Velma, and she doesn’t have a wart on her body. It’s probably true that she didn’t have a wart on her body before I began my experiment, but that’s just part o...
The ungrateful son is like a wart on his father's face; to leave it there is unsightly, to cut it off is painful.
An ungrateful son is a wart on his father's nose -- he leaves it, it's ugly, he removes it, it hurts.
Tom Reagan: Then it's not just the money he's after. He's got a wart on his fanny. Johnny Caspar: Huh? Tom Reagan: He's got a wart. On his fanny. Giving him the fidgets.
George: Martha's got money because Martha's father's second wife, not Martha's mother but after Martha's mother died, was a very old lady with warts who was very rich. Nick: She was a witch! George: She was a good witch, and she married the white mou...
Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.
I'm a worry-wart, I'd say.
My songs grow on people - like warts.
Max Jerry Horovitz: [to Mary] Dr. Bernard Hazelhof said if I was on a desert island, then I would have to get used to my own company - just me and the coconuts. He said I would have to accept myself, my warts and all, and that we don't get to choose ...
Kitty Bennet: Papa! Mrs. Bennet: Is he amiable? Mary Bennet: Who? Kitty Bennet: Is he handsome? Mary Bennet: Who? Lydia Bennet: He's sure to be handsome. Elizabeth Bennet: For five thousand a year, it would not matter if he's got warts and a leer. Ma...
You have to trust your government. Don't let every scar, every wart, every hiccup condemn the whole body.
It's warts and all in my songs, and I think that's why people can relate to them.
Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.
False conversions are a wart on the face of Christian evangelism.
There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand.
Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
I love my job; I love the world that it is. But I don't want someone who is just in love with that world. I want to be with someone who is in love with me, warts and all.
