I was a landscaper for three years and loved it.
Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same.
Is this a kissing book?
We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
I am not the worst singer.
Violence was almost an aphrodisiac for me.
Whatever road you've been given, enjoy that road.
Brand names aren't important to me at all.
Crime and violence are the easiest emotions to reenact.
I'm neither sexy nor a star.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
So don't send me up the river yet.
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.
Such as we are made of, such we be.
Poetry is the scholar's art.
Water - a thoroughly underrated drink.
The ocean is a mighty harmonist.
The child is the father of the man.
A lonely impulse of delight
I don't look too far ahead.
