I get paid to make out with the hunks!
If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.
I have this whole new audience now.
Some things are worth the splurge.
Yes, I'm quirky, loud and crazy.
If you don't flirt, you're probably dead inside.
Successful films are very dangerous things.
I like the timeframe involved in being an actor.
It's embarrassing to be human.
I put heavy emphasis on the characters.
You do what it takes. It was on me to deliver.
I've always wanted to be a man for a day.
There's nothing glamorous about being dead.
I've got a lot of ham in me.
An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow.
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
I have reservations about everything I do.
You know, I'm really not that bright.
I have an agent now.
I still have to audition for most things.
