I ran for Congress, just once.
Be where your enemy is not.
I've always wanted to do a lot of things.
Cement doesn't give as much as snow.
I was knocked out by a skateboarder when I was 11.
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
There is less in this than meets the eye.
There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake.
If I'm uncomfortable, you'd never know.
I don't surf the web very much.
I don't think I'll always be on television.
I have a natural resistance to being humiliated.
Being in the desert was brilliant and it was hard.
I'm glad that it was so physical and so isolated.
I went to college in Mississippi; I'm from Louisiana.
Canadians are so easily wounded.
We did 112 shows and had 112 parties.
I don't have problems with nobody, period.
April is the cruellest month.
