I have season tickets to the Lakers and the Clippers.
I'm not a hockey fan. I'm not a golf fan.
If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.
Learn what you are and be such.
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
I've done everything that's possible to be done.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
I don't need adult supervision.
I'm not lost, they just moved my street.
Everyone has a Latino inside them.
At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.
Life blackens at the contact of truth.
I prefer fact to fiction.
I hate being too pretty.
I don't do the super-clean-living L.A. thing.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
The darker the character, the more interesting.
I'm not a solid enough actor to have techniques.
The kind person is rewarded by nature.
I don't want to be so confident in myself.
I had a wonderful career.
