Quotes of: Walk Keyword

A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big.  Oh yes, it’s as big as this lie is. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of people warm. But not that warm. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist! 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. I’ll have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don’t currently have a hood. Or a car. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

I would leave school every day and walk to my grandparents' house under the El because everyone worked. I was 6 and walking home alone from school. It was a different city and a different time.

Joe Lhota

A wise walker will set out early, keeping an open mind on how far to travel, allowing each day's adventure to evolve.

Assis Walking Adventure Guide

IF YOU WALK THROUGH THE FIRE I’LL COME TO THEE. As Bob walked past he wondered how many gods that piece of advice might apply to.

Hang Wire

Who can ever know what path to walk on when all of them are either crooked or broken? One just has to walk.

Radiance of Tomorrow

Wirewalker, trust your feet! Let them lead you; they know the way.

To Reach the Clouds: My High Wire Walk Between the Twin Towers

People are eager to walk in other people's pair of shoes that does not fit them. The result is that, their dreams begin to imitate a "tortoise" walk and that I guess is already uncomfortable!

Shaping the dream

When you go into labor you see that you are not the captain of the ship. You are the ship. There is no captain. There are only the waves.

Momma Zen: Walking the Crooked Path of Motherhood

I am a fool for Christ...whose fool are you?

The Narrow Road: Stories of Those Who Walk This Road Together [With This Road CD by Jars of Clay]

Freedom is indivisible; the chains on any one of my people were the chains on all of them, the chains on all of my people were the chains on me.

Long Walk to Freedom: The Autobiograpy of Nelson Mandela with Connections