Quotes of: Wake-up Keyword

I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I prefer physical books to eBooks, because an eBook can’t be the solution to a wobbly chair like a real book can.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.


The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror?


The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.


The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was training to go into politics.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

People always see me writing and ask me if they can read my writing. The answer is yes, after I publish it and they pay for it.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen. Success pisses off the unsuccessful.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

If you could buy time, I would sell it. Yesterday would be expensive, and tomorrow would be cheap.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writing is forgettable, it might as well be invisible too.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Don't complain. It's just a way of explaining your pains for no gains. Wake up to your calling... Wear a positive move and say your desires to God!

Dream Big!: See Your Bigger Picture!

Wake up each day with the glorious sensation of something to strive for and get one step closer to then, inspire another to do the same. You will NEVER have a bad day.

Darkness Left Undone

If you really want succeed in what you do, obey this rule;... Wake up very early, go to bed lately... Occupy your time usefully!

The Great Hand Book of Quotes

Never wake up waiting to hear a command from someone before you make a move; be responsible! Never repeat what made you to waste an hour of yesterday; be accountable!

The Great Hand Book of Quotes