Quotes of: Wake-up Keyword

And everybody dreams about vampires; we grow up dreaming about them. They're the first and worst monster that lives under everybody's bed.

Sunshine

I am a fact factory. I make things you can’t make up.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

She almost wished she smoked, so she could lie on the car’s hood, flick a lighter, and make up names for the constellations while nicotine burned her lungs.

Storm

Since when is failure more appealing? Never give up.

Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

positivity is the father of reinvention

And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?

Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d get to spend the whole time drawing.

This Book Title is Invisible

There are good reasons to learn how to read. Poetry isn't one of them... Why can't poets just say what they want to say and then shut up?

Okay for Now

It turns out that you don't end up with the people you love; by definition, you end up with the ones who stay.

The Path of Minor Planets

What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts...

The Tempest

We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. I was in the crib, and she was playing cribbage in the nursing home.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up about life, but not about love. Or maybe I mixed that up.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Sometimes you really want to say "Duh," but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.

The True Meaning of Smekday

I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

This Book Has No Title

Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many more men.

This Book Has No Title

Relationships: If you put up with it, you’re going to end up with it. Set the standard you want and don’t settle for less.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn’t going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time they’ll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer. 

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Lottie tilted her head to one side and looked Maya up and down. "You're a little bit of a thing, but I hear you're good at stirring up big trouble.

Vampire Trouble

If you don't know where you are going, you will surely arrive there.

Women & Recovery: Sex, Sobriety & Stepping Up: Practical Suggestions for Quality Living in Recovery

I don't want to have to earn love by giving up my ability to make decisions that determine how I live.

When the Duke Returns

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Why We Broke Up