Women believe the strangest of lies as long as they are wrapped up in praise.
The frog wanted to be an ox and swelled up until he burst.
By joining the tail to the trunk one makes up the whole elephant.
You can't pick up two melons with one hand.
A pig used to dirt turns its nose up at rice.
Too many hands will row the boat up a mountain.
Do not measure up the wood before the tree is cut down.
If you can't dance well, you'd better not get up.
As long as the fish swims in the water, don't light up the grill.
The body of the pope takes up no more room than the sexton's.
He avenged himself on fleas, and burned up his bed.
90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.
The only difference between a grown-up's mistake and a child's is the size of the consequence.
Never give up on your dreams
I need a timeout do to deal with my timeout! that's how messed up I'm.
Do any men grow up or do they only come of age?
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.
Don't give up hope...Don't ever give up hope!
... every monarch needs a blow on the head, from time to time.
Never give up, pursue your passion!
You need an attitude of service. You're not just serving yourself. You help others to grow up and you grow with them.
