Anyone can look pretty with hair and make-up.
Men are all alike. Grown-up children.
Growing up, I played softball and I was a cheerleader.
I know from experience that you should never give up on yourself or others, no matter what.
The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.
The thing about being an actor is that you're in the business of not growing up.
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
Growing up, I didn't feel cool; I didn't fit into any crowd.
One has to grow up with good talk in order to form the habit of it.
Growing up in Canada, most kids from Canada dream of playing in the NHL, and they also hope one day to be on a Stanley Cup team. That was a big goal.
Next? Growing up to be Clint Eastwood, I hope.
Growing up in the country, you're left to the wilds of your imagination.
Chick Corea was a great influence on me, musically, as I was growing up.
They missed a great opportunity to shut up.
It's always a good idea to let the audience make up their own minds.
Hey, man, I like to look good; I wear make-up.
Growing up, I was not used to good things happening to me.
A band is a good way to break up a friendship.
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
It is up to God to reveal a religion, but up to us to understand and realise it.
