When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out ...
Nothing changes if nothing changes
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.
We here in Egypt are fed up with U.S. colonialism.
To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up.
I don't ever want to grow up. That's boring.
I want Ron to stand up to Malfoy and punish him.
I am not in any hurry to grow up.
I can say 100% that Westlife is not breaking up.
I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.
Stand up for what is right, regardless of who is committing the wrong.
Stand up for what is right even if you stand alone.
Traveling Wilburys was always played in my house growing up.
When we give up the chase, we give up our wishing.
A close-up on screen can say all a song can.
When I grow up, I still want to be a director.
As a close-up magician, I was using gambling cheating techniques.
I was always inventing characters and making up stories.
