Quotes of: Waiters Keyword

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!

Another Faust

I would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year.

Tom Douglas

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.

Nigella Lawson

You go to New York or L.A., and every waiter wants to be a writer, director or actor. But there's a common thread: everybody wants to do it because they love it.

Gillian Alexy

Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: Get a room, you two. Joanna: I hate that guy.

Office Space

I hate it when people are impolite to waiters or to the valet or the guy in the supermarket. There's no need for that; it doesn't cost anything to be polite.

Ashley Madekwe

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And these guys, they'd let me play. And they were black guys.

Larry Bird

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Rodney Dangerfield

I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than a boiled egg with toast.

Ewan McGregor

For me, good service is efficient and discreet; it's that critical balance. As soon as the client sits down, the communication flow has to start. Customers need to feel that the waiters are supervised - that there's a system in place.

Daniel Boulud

Malcolm X: [as a waiter] I aims to please, sir, and I'm pleased to aim!

Malcolm X

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Andy Rooney

To go to the Oscars for Moneyball - that was pretty amazing. And to be able to go work with Kathryn Bigelow - that's going to be pretty sweet. Hopefully I don't have to go back to being a waiter. That's still my main goal.

Chris Pratt

My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they're right behind the plate, I mean, they're amazing, food and waiter service, which is insane.

Nate Corddry

Never keep long and be waiting. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end.

Shaping the dream

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.

Orson Welles

Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?

Peter Brimelow

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

Kelly Ripa

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Lemony Snicket

I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I was working on the business in between jobs.

Daymond John