Quotes of: Waiters Keyword

One night I dreamed of an angel: I walked into a huge, empty bar and saw him sitting in a corner with his elbows on the table and a cup of milky coffee in front of him. She’s the love of your life, he said, looking up at me, and the force of his ga...

Roberto Bolano

Los Angeles is peopled by waiters and carpenters and drivers who are there to be actors.

Patrick Duffy

I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.

Judge Reinhold

How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person.

Austin Butler

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

Robert Morley

From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all.

Randeep Hooda

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

A. Lee Martinez

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

Eddie Izzard

George: I'm the only man who gets busted by waiters.

Blow

When somebody is a little bit wrong - say, when a waited puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat milk - it is often quite easy to explain to them how and why they are wrong. But if somebody is surprisingly wrong - say, when a w...

The Reptile Room

is there any I could get a glass of water?" [waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty..... Legend has it there was a waiter here m...

Brian Regan

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

Phyllis Diller

If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet.

Cilla Black

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Don Herold

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.

Peter Ustinov

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people.

Ian Desabrais

[last lines] Waiter: Are you on your own, sir? Virgil Oldman: No, I'm waiting for someone.

The Best Offer

Diner: Do you serve crabs here? Waiter : We serve anyine; sit down.

Apples of gold

Everyone, no matter what kind of job he or she has, fantasizes about freaking out at work. How many corporate drones, stuck in a boring staff meeting, have had the sudden urge to jump on top of the conference table and start screaming obscenities? St...

Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip-Confessions of a Cynical Waiter

[a butler passes by] Miss Claudia Caswell: Oh, waiter! Addison DeWitt: That is not a waiter, my dear, that is a butler. Miss Claudia Caswell: Well, I can't yell "Oh butler!" can I? Maybe somebody's name is Butler. Addison DeWitt: You have a point. An...

All About Eve

I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.

Nick Frost