Quotes of: Vodka Keyword

Vodka is the aunt of wine.

Russian

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Fuzzy Zoeller

Andrew Clark: So... what's your poison? [Allison says nothing] Andrew Clark: ... Ok, forget I asked. Allison Reynolds: Vodka. Andrew Clark: Vodka? When do you drink vodka. Allison Reynolds: Whenever. Andrew Clark: How much? Allison Reynolds: Tons.

The Breakfast Club

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

The Valley of Unknowing

There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.

Robin Day

When he finished, he drank from the cup. Everyone else did too, so I followed suit. And nearly choked to death. It was like fire in liquid form. It took every ounce of strength I had to swallow it and not spray it on those around me. "Wh...what is th...

Blood Promise

The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end--and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.

Yiddish

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do you think I would give vodka to a lady? That is pure spirit!

Mihail Bulhakov

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

The Master and Margarita

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic...

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he thought we were headed to Iraq.

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

Richard Owen

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was ha...

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk on vodka. Cognac and wine—that's all for the heart." "So what's vodka for?" "For the soul. If it's hurting real bad

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