Quotes of: Viagra Keyword

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

Jay Leno

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

Jack Welch

Wow! My partnerships are multiplying like bunnies on Viagra.

Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge

Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

Tim Reid

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

George Montgomery

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Rodney Dangerfield

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

Doris Roberts

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

Randy Newman

Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

Carroll Bryant

If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee. 

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families.

Joan Lunden

Rachel: Viagra works for Bob. Belmont: I'll turn truck-stop queer and blowjob-giver before I use that shit.

The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada

That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?

The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

When asked about sex, she said she had a headache. I said I have a pill for that. It’s called a Viagra, & I’d be willing to take it for her.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

Jay Leno

Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra? 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie and Die Hard. If you want to watch, I just made popcorn.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Stop stalling and spill the beans. What’s up?” Alexi tossed down her fork and leaned in close so no one else could possibly hear. “What’s not up? We’re like rabbits on Viagra.

Wild Irish