Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with...
Tell me a story,' demanded Fireflyer. 'Why? Do you eat them, too, then?' 'Only the ohs and ayes and ees and oos. The Kays are too spikey and the zeds are too buzzzy and the ones with the dots get stuck in your teeth and the esses sometimes slide down...
Succumbing finally, she lets out a loud shriek as her vehicle stops at a red light. “Fuck.” She hollers cursing the night. Cursing the shadows, cursing the unknown condemned she intends to meet this evening. Tears roll down her cheeks landing on ...
We open five minutes ago,” she scolded as he rushed in. “I know, I know.” He pulled his blue vest out from under the counter and put it on, praying that she wouldn’t notice the glitter shower that ensued. “I’m sorry.” “Five minutes ag...
Everybody always asks me, 'How much can you bench?' I'm like, 'I don't know. I don't lift weights.' Now that I'm in college, we lift weights every once in a while, but not maxing out. We do things with a weight vest on... That surprises people, too, ...
In this business, my business, I get to meet all kinds of incredible people, fascinating people, glamorous people and sexy people and highly intellectual people. And you meet them and you go 'interesting, interesting, interesting'. They're interestin...
People do fun and interesting things because they're fun and interesting.
I'm not interested in nostalgia; I'm interested in who I am.
I'm not interested in celebrities, with their free dresses. I'm interested in clothes.
The secret of success is concentrating interest in life, interest in sports and good times, interest in your studies, interest in your fellow students, interest in the small things of nature, insects, birds, flowers, leaves, etc. In other words to be...
Do interesting things and interesting things will happen to you.
I'm not interested in the next generation, dear. I'm interested in .' - Julia
Dead or alive, interesting people are interesting people.
I'm not interested in meeting people's expectations, and I'm not interested in pleasing people.
I've never been interested in action movies. Definitely not interested in sci-fi.
A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only interesting things about you.
Junior: Look, if all you're interested in is whether I am married or not... Sugar: Oh, I'm not interested at all. Junior: Well, I'm not. Sugar: That's very interesting!
It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.
I'm not interested in a film about golf but I am interested in golf as a metaphor.
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.