A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
I miss the personalization that Vegas was - there were showroom captains and all the dealers knew the gamblers by their first names.
I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else.
Good people drink good beer.
I've been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing.
I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas.
Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Health food shops can make people feel very important; it's like a brand new religion with people trying to convert you to quinoa.
I live in Las Vegas with my family, and I never realized what my parents would go through to get me to a five-minute audition.
It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.
When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost.
I think Vegas is the answer for pregnant people because of insomnia. It's open all the time and you go down and play your silly slots.
Raoul Duke: Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.
Dr. Gonzo: Here's your half of the sunshine acid. EAT IT.
Raoul Duke: Madam, sir, baby, child, whatever.
Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?
I have this theory, that this will be the only city that future archaeologists find, Las Vegas. The dry climate will preserve it all and teams of scientists in the year 5000 will carefully sweep and scrape away the sand to find pyramids and castles a...
The reefer butt is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach… cockroach… cockroach…
I'm just part of a tradition of people who aren't pleased. I would never think anyone else who has the same attitude was getting it from me. I'd just think they're... sensible.
I want the possibility of forever wrapped in a hundred million moments. I want us.
