Quotes of: Vampires Keyword

Did they look like psychos? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them - I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Love

That’s great, Grace, but in case you’ve forgotten, we’re supposed to kill vampires, not play nice and have lunch with them. - Archer

Love

I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?

Vera Nazarian

Tara. I'm a vampire," Pearl said. "Yeah, whatever, and I'm queen of the sea." "Your Marine Majesty, I'm a vampire," Pearl said. Concentrating, she slid her fangs out. "Tara. Tara!" She curled back her lips to expose the points. "See" Tara screamed. "...

Drink, Slay, Love

Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his whole city of them after the forth Mormon Vamps book hi...

Geekomancy

When Tana was six, vampires were Muppets, endlessly counting, or cartoon villains in black cloaks with red polyester lining.

The Coldest Girl in Coldtown

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.

City of Glass

It was strange to become a vampire ,to be presented with what could only be described as an eternal life, and then to die anyway when you're sixteen.

City of Glass

The vampire community has enough problems. We don't need to add petty backbiting to it.

Danse Macabre (Night's Dream, #2)

Despite what novels implied, vampirism did not make stalking sexy.

Danse Macabre (Night's Dream, #2)

I’m a creature of the night.” Slitted eyes peered at her suspiciously. “Good God, you’re not a morning person, are you?

Don't Blackmail the Vampire

Are you scared? he murmured, mouth only a hairbreadth away from hers. A small laugh escaped her. "Not as scared as I should be.

Don't Blackmail the Vampire

I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else to Vampires.

A Discovery of Witches

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

Eternal Kiss of Darkness

Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey.

Frost Burned

An intriguing world where vampires rule, only the strongest survive, and romance offers hope in the darkest hours.

Ghost Town

You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?

Beautiful Creatures

Holly rubs her temples. “Are we talking ... vampires?” Arkady groans. “On, the V-word! Here it comes again.

The Bone Clocks

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

Black Dawn

Even Tom Cruise made a better-looking vampire on-screen, which up until this day had been one of my biggest disappointments.

Bleeding Hearts

All vampires smoke. Smoking’s high on the list of Things You Take Up To Pass The Time.

By Blood We Live