The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Richard PryorThe reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
Richard PryorIt's not like vampires are inherently bad. It's just people need to make better vampire movies.
Drew GoddardOver the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.
Johnny Depp