Quotes of: Vampire-movies Keyword

I tried not to think of all the horror movies featuring this exact scenario, soon to be followed by an abundance of gratuitous blood and gore.

Relativity

You could say that they were sweet, or you could say that they were something out of a horror movie.

Stay Awake

I hate studying and I hate partying. But I'm okay with motocross. And muscles. Motocross and Muscles. Now that should be a Lifetime movie.

Motocross Me

The varying physical characteristics of the actors may also necessitate changes. Sean Connery is six feet four. Dustin Hoffman isn't.

Making Movies

Even exciting places are boring most of the time. Wars. Movie sets. Emergency rooms.

My Name Is Memory

I guess after a certain age, things change and those things or people or friendships that happen in movies, just don't happen in real life.

Missing

Death wasn't a movie where the pretty star faded away with a touch of pale makeup and every hair in place.

Nadia's Song

I thought that love at first sight was something that was only in cheesy movies and romantic novels until that moment.

November Snow

Picard only saw the movie, which had the entire Tales of the Black Starship subplot removed for time.

Memories of the Future - Volume 1

They really cut to the chase in the urologist’s examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.

Sleepwalk with Me

...There are as many sexes as there are individuals...the seeming neat correspondence between male and female organs is not the end, but the beginning, of sexuality.

Screening the Sexes: Homosexuality in the Movies

Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's full of surprises, and you're constantly getting fucked.

Speed-The-Plow

I want to see the sunrise with you. I want to watch the sunset. I want to make out during a movie. Silly, huh?

Sin at Sea

This is the only way that you can hope to survive. Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love... does not conquer all.

Swimming with Sharks

Peter and Jessie were like Romeo and Juliet. Have you ever seen that old movie? Starring Leonardo Dicaprio?

Tighter

Maybe if we stopped trying to achieve movie standards of greatness, we'd be happy with what we have.

Puddle Jumping

I follow suit, said the lion, vacating his coat of arms and movie logos; and the eagle said, Get me off this flag.

The Tent

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.

Unexpected

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.

Wild Thing

For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were.

Xazaqazax

It's true in life, as in the movies, that the greatest highs are often followed by the lowest lows.

As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride