Valentine: You know what this is like? It's like those old movies we both love. Now I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escap...
People do that sometimes. Change.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
In love there are two things - bodies and words.
We are most alive when we're in love.
I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week.
Mimi: Don't let him brainwash you!
Doris: I'm unhappy. George Valentin: So are millions of us.
He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.
Everything's coming up roses - for me.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
No valentines from the cats again.
I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it.
Dean: We're inside a robot's vagina
Valentine: It's not that kind of a movie.
Valentine: [from trailer] Son of a bitch!
[sternly, to Peppy] George Valentin: I've made way for you.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
