Sometimes I think I don't need a vacation because I do what I like to do. I am very fortunate!
Enric SalaIn the '20s they were telling us we'd all have our own private plane and take vacations to the moon.
Jay ChiatEllen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down. Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey.
Christmas VacationArt: [after Clark has flipped out] You're goofy. Clark: [Still flipped out] Don't piss me off, Art.
Christmas VacationEddie: [Referring to the electrocuted cat] That thing had nine lives, you just spent 'em all.
Christmas VacationClark: [the newel post is wobbly so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw] Fixed the newel post.
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