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Oh, man," said Jack. "Everyone was nice to us when we looked rich. Now it feels like the whole world's against us.

A Ghost Tale for Christmas Time

I know that mirrors give us a false sense of confidence.” I continued. “The reflection that we see everyday has nothing to do with how others see us. The glass lies.

Human Detritus

If we never had the courage to take a leap of faith, we'd be cheating God out of a chance to mount us up with wings like eagles and watch us soar.

The Heart's Journey Home

The key to happiness is being happy with who you are and enjoying the life you are living.

How to Be Happy in Life: Easy to Use Happiness Tips, Ideas and Strategies to Be Happy

We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

Heartbreak House

Thenceforth they thought that, rationally concluded, doubt could become an instrument of knowledge.

The Historian's Craft: Reflections on the Nature and Uses of History and the Techniques and Methods of Those Who Write It.

A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and my new best guy friend.


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Brick of Destruction. While you’re deep in thought, contemplating which one you’d rather use, I’ll be over there looting your house.


Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you reverse them you get further in society.


Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, try using a catchy song.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to smother a lover while they sleep.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be used to start building the country up again after everything is destroyed.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I’d suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled by a construction worker.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until death do us part” is faster and cheaper than a divorce.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Often what prevents us from seeing beauty in the outside world is the fact that we fail to see beauty in ourselves and other people. Forgiveness is the key that can unlock this door for us.

Beauty: A Path to God

A blanket could be used like a trumpet could be used as a murder weapon. And if the cops ask you what I was doing on the night of June 6th, tell them I was in the corner, playing the saxophone like it was a piano. 


Blanket

A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the world’s smallest volcano. I would use my penis to plug up the hole, but it already burns while I pee enough as it is.


Blanket

A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A blanket provides real warmth, not the pseudo warmth that patriotism provides. A blanket-flag would leave you shivering—not from cold, but from cowardice.


Blanket

I rehearsed Foucault's argument that the presence of madness on our doorstep is good for us, for it reminds us the life we live is only one among several human possibilities.

Beg, Borrow, Steal: A Writer's Life