Growing up, my parents were my heroes, in the way they conducted their lives.
Wake Up At The Most Silent Time And Read The BIBLE.
There's certainly a huge element of luck in me ending up where I've ended up.
Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
Never give up, and never give in.
I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.
Most stand-up comics relish performing 'in one' - solo. They like the autonomy.
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
I like to look like a tomboy during the day and then a pin-up girl at night.
I've seen too many ups and downs in the movie industry.
He slides into second with a stand up double.
If you never give up, you'll be successful.
I had a lot of reading problems growing up.
I want to be Miss Universe when I grow up.
We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up.
When I was growing up, Green Day had just come out.
Growing up in a Mennonite background, there's not much media.
Growing up in Boston and dancing in the streets, you see a lot of things.
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
