To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in.
I don't wake up with naturally sculpted cheekbones - I paint them on!
You can't make up for something you lost.
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.
You're going to see ups and downs your whole career.
Actually it's this easy to explain: When your time's up...poof...your time is up!
When I was growing up in Pennsylvania, auditioning for Broadway was my dream.
I'm so in love with you I can't stand up.
I saw 'Clueless' five times in the theatre when I was growing up.
Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color.
I was a Chicago Bulls, Michael Jordan fan growing up.
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
Growing up, the last thing I ever thought I'd do is be an entertainer.
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights.
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Growing up, the dream was to be on Broadway. I always loved theater.
It's much harder these days as a start-up to do physical devices.
I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
I like getting up early. I get up around five.
I played football growing up in junior high and high school.
