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Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror?


The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.


The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was training to go into politics.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

People always see me writing and ask me if they can read my writing. The answer is yes, after I publish it and they pay for it.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen. Success pisses off the unsuccessful.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

If you could buy time, I would sell it. Yesterday would be expensive, and tomorrow would be cheap.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writing is forgettable, it might as well be invisible too.

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Don't complain. It's just a way of explaining your pains for no gains. Wake up to your calling... Wear a positive move and say your desires to God!

Dream Big!: See Your Bigger Picture!

I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.

Dirty Play

Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?" "In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints.

Dreamland

She was not filled up with the sight of him, the way she had seen her sisters fill up, like silk balloons, like wineskins. Instead, he seemed to land heavily within her, like a black stone falling.

Deathless

I can still bring into my body the joy I felt at seeing the first trillium of spring, which seemed to be telling me, "Never give up hope, spring will come.

Denial: A Memoir of Terror

By the way," said Tegan, suddenly very self-conscious. "Thank you." "What?" "You were prepared to give up everything for us." The Doctor just smiled and stood up. "Oh, come on!

Doctor Who: Mawdryn Undead

Wake up each day with the glorious sensation of something to strive for and get one step closer to then, inspire another to do the same. You will NEVER have a bad day.

Darkness Left Undone

Being positive all the time is such a catchy idea, and it’s easy to preach. I guess that’s why it is popular. But life reveals itself in successions of up’s and down’s and if you plan to be positive all the time you will definitely fail.

Empowerment Basics

People submit too easily to change from others. And yet, for some reason, whenever they consider changing themselves, the focus is always on what they are giving up, never what they are about to gain

The Extremely Successful Salesman's Club

Remember this. We are always looking for problems to solve, and to solve problems we need to be ready for clues. And you will never be in the receiving frame of mind if you – never – shut - up!

The Extremely Successful Salesman's Club