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After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Sometimes you really want to say "Duh," but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.

The True Meaning of Smekday

I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

This Book Has No Title

Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many more men.

This Book Has No Title

Relationships: If you put up with it, you’re going to end up with it. Set the standard you want and don’t settle for less.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn’t going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time they’ll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer. 

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Lottie tilted her head to one side and looked Maya up and down. "You're a little bit of a thing, but I hear you're good at stirring up big trouble.

Vampire Trouble

Enlightenment is not an attainment, it is a realization. And when you wake up, everything changes and nothing changes.

Way of the Peaceful Warrior: A Book That Changes Lives

What he wanted was Megan wanting him... but not needing him. Not vulnerable to him. Sure as help not trying to leave him over and over again... and simply failing.

Waking Up Married

The planet you inhabit is a single plane of infinite dimensions, stretched like a guitar string, and standing before you like a concubine waiting for your command.

Waking Up at Rembrandt's

The only differences between a cult and a religion are the numbers of adherents and the degree to which they are marginalized by the rest of society.

Waking Up: A Guide to Spirituality Without Religion

If you don't know where you are going, you will surely arrive there.

Women & Recovery: Sex, Sobriety & Stepping Up: Practical Suggestions for Quality Living in Recovery

I don't want to have to earn love by giving up my ability to make decisions that determine how I live.

When the Duke Returns

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Why We Broke Up

I think you don't grow up until you stop worrying about other people's purposes or lack of them and find the purposes you believe in for yourself.

Xenocide

When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the next morning.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

For me, growing up in Harlem and then migrating down to SoHo and the Lower East Side and chillin' down there and making that my stomping ground... That was a big thing, because I'm from Harlem, and downtown is more artsy and also more open-minded. So...

ASAP Rocky

When I was a kid growing up, we had a cherry tree in the backyard, 100 years old. I climbed it, and it gave shade in the summertime and excellent cherries in the late summer. Having cherry blossoms around gives the best springtime vibe ever.

Andrew Wyatt

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in New York City and go to an acting job rather than to a restaurant to wash dirty dishes. And I live so close to the studios that I ride my bike to work.

Christopher Meloni

One of the things my family taught me - I think very important in religion and science - is that you must be ready to stand up for what you think. Decide what you really think is best, and stick with it.

Charles Hard Townes

I always say the best applause you can get is when you walk from backstage up to your microphone at a concert. It's also nice to walk up to the mike at an awards show, and that applause is great, too, but the best is when your fans are cheering for y...

Dierks Bentley