Quotes of: Unrequited-love Keyword

If you make a nickel a second, you can’t afford to pick up a penny off the ground. It’s the same with love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love for you is like a Florida sunset. Orange, coral, pink, and lavender, it exists to warm your heart through the inevitable darkness.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love like the 1930s, only it wasn’t quite as depressing. Also, it only took me a half a decade to bring myself to orgasm.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one per purchase.)

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have a phobia of balloons—and other sharp objects. I also have a fear of too much love—giving, not getting.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the Mountain Climber of Love. I should mention that I’m deathly afraid of heights.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I make love like a flower sings. That’s hyperbole, because flowers don’t sing—they only play the guitar.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m as much a lover as a cumulous cloud is a beard of God. My mustache can’t make rain the way I make love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are as empty as my heart. I never hold my own love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the Zero Zoo. See the empty cage that is my heart. I’d like to imprison your love there.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She said she loves me. Not out loud, but in her mind she said it. I heard it with my heart, telepathically.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have outsourced my love to India. Call a call center if you want to hear how I feel.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.