We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I never knew what love was until after I got divorced. But I’ve always been a bit dyslexic.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When I die I’m donating my body to science, because everybody loves a free buffet.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Life should be lined with love. A stomach should also be lined. So should football fields.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My heart hated her, but my penis loved her. Taken together, I felt normal.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like Mondays on the moon at noon. I was her Neil Armstrong, and she was my midnight.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I loved her like the sun might say to the moon, "Stop stealing my light!"
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left side.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.