You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The couch was wide enough for two, but I sat in it alone. Was I obese in body—or skinny in love?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important than love?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.You say guest, and I say prisoner. But I say it with love, so mine is preferable to yours.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love in the restaurant booth. It was romantic until our waiter knocked on our windshield.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I keep my love for her in the ashtray, along with the other stuff she burnt.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A bear trap eats, but does not drink. My love, however, drinks, but does not eat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I won’t die for my love—but I will live for her, which is much harder and more impactful.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I shave my face like a car. I speed through car washes, but I brake for love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When love knocked at my door, I prayed to God and thanked Him for letting me live in a Porta-potty.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Advice about love: When the green grape turns red, it’s time to separate the socks from the mittens.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.