When one hand itches, I scratch it with the other. Let this be a lesson in love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI’m as efficient as a fish in the desert. I make love like a sundial at night.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeThere’s more salt in the ocean than in one bag of chips. Let this be a lesson in love.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMy love can only occupy one person at a time. I try for that person to not be me.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeTo maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The remote isn’t broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it’s the same with my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love dances in my heart like a nudist in socks. Boy, that jig is awfully jiggly.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ll write The Art Of Love, which will be tactical, like The Art Of War.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.