I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.To their eyes, I was love. To their ears, I was truth. To their noses, I was anus.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love in a box. It’s a gift—for both of us, from both of us.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When one is two, it is love, and one plus one equals three.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I long for your love like the length of a midget.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Is love a gift from heaven? If it is, it’s often wrapped in disinterest and rejection.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the Zam Maz of love. Or at least I will be, once 572w167e74zx2.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.