My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the floor. If only love were so intertwined.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d lick the water out of your bathtub, just to prove I love you—and that I’m not a cat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a funny thing. It's so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.